An Ode
Don’t try to prove that you have brawn
Use self-propelled to mow your lawn
A push on primer, a pull on cord
I guarantee you won’t be bored
The work will be done in no time flat
And you’ll be smiling like the Cheshire cat
More time to play when the job is done
Who says mowing can’t be fun?
Do as [...]

J and M were here this weekend to attend the OU-TCU football game. (Go OU!) Tailgating and meeting up with some old friends to catch up and kick back. They had a great time and got to blow off some steam. While they were blowing off steam, Don and I kept Chach and Stein entertained [...]

The winner is OREO’S.
Of course the winner is Oreo’s. If people didn’t eat Oreo’s by the bagful watching television they wouldn’t gain massive amounts of fat flab. If they didn’t gain massive amounts of fat flab they would feel more like exercising and they would not lose their muscle tone and stamina. If they didn’t [...]

Some people hate going to the dentist. They say it’s the last place they ever want to be. Not me. I love the guys. Call me crazy. No, the place I hate going to most is WOMEN’S DRESSING ROOMS at ANY store. The minute I walk into one of them all my body image self [...]

OREO’S are my favorite store-bought cookie in the whole world, hands down. The way the chocolatey goodness mixes with the sugary icing between the two crispy cookies—aaahhhh—I just love ‘em! I don’t even mind how the chocolate sometimes gets caught between my teeth, giving me a rotten-tooth grin, which I flash a lot because I’m [...]