The Root Of All Evil – Oreo’s Vs Women’s Dressing Rooms
filed in Misc, diet on Sep.28, 2008
The winner is OREO’S.
Of course the winner is Oreo’s. If people didn’t eat Oreo’s by the bagful watching television they wouldn’t gain massive amounts of fat flab. If they didn’t gain massive amounts of fat flab they would feel more like exercising and they would not lose their muscle tone and stamina. If they didn’t lose their muscle tone and stamina they would be able to tolerate looking into the mirrors in the women’s dressing room. Those innocent mirrors should serve as a reality-check to all Oreo eaters, who should lay down their sacks of Oreo’s and say ‘be gone, cursed habit’ and come into the light. Rid of this insidious and accursed habit, Oreo eaters everywhere could begin the long journey back to good health and happiness.
Tune in again someday for the sequel “You’ll Have To Pry My Oreo’s From My Cold, Dead Fingers”…….
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